Tuesday, October 4, 2011

RTFL...

So he steps out of the shower in the hotel this morning, 20 minutes before pick up and picks up the tube from the hotel complimentary cosmetics bowl. And starts to apply the lotion all over his body, however midway through he notices that the lotion is kind of sticky and greasey and does not dry off like its supposed to, oh well...maybe its a new type of lotion, its not like he uses lotion a lot anyways. He has always been a vaseline kind of guy (old skool) but since the lotion is there and its free....why not ? right?

So he keeps applying the lotion, legs, arms, torso and a voice keeps saying:

Bros....this thing is greasy and sticky o! Bros...you sure say no be butter you rub? Better check yourself!


He is about to apply it to his face and then he decides to listen to the voice in his head....(the voice of reason?) and picks up the tube and looks to see what kind of lotion this is, (so that he can avoid it in future) and carefully he reads the label and three words jump out at him:
Conditioning Hair Shampoo
Choi!!!!
First thought:
 Come on man...its ok...you are running late, its only shampoo...and besides it smells nice
Second thought:
Are you nuts!!!??? Do you know what deadly chemicals could be in that thing? what if you go outside and it rains....you will have soap suds coming out of your backside!


Where is that shower?????!!!!!!
10 minutes to pick up.....
The moral of the story is always RTFL (Read The **Bleeping** Label!!!!)

4 comments:

  1. Hahahaha @ "Are you nuts!!!??? Do you know what deadly chemicals could be in that thing? what if you go outside and it rains....you will have soap suds coming out of your backside!" ...hilarious Blonker! Nice one.

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  2. Lotion? hmmmpphhh.... ok... *coughs*

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  3. That's what you get from years of 'jumping into it' and figuring it out as you go along. LOL!

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